Your uncle was on television last night.

Did anyone see the Dateline this Wednesday night? You probably didn't because it was on at the same time as American Idol, but they ran an episode of the "To Catch a Predator" series. In case you haven't heard, Dateline works with a group of people who use an extremely young looking 19-year old to lure in heat-seeking adults. We're not talking 18 and 19 year olds though. The guys who show up to the house are in their 40s or 50s, and sometimes drive as far as four hours to get there. When they do show up, the jail-bait (literally) stands behind a door and says "hold on, I'm just putting on my bra and panties," and when the perv gets to the living room, the Dateline hosts comes out and starts grilling them. It was honestly insane. Almost all the guys had condoms and liquor on them, and almost all of them claimed to be there "to talk." One guy even got naked in the doorway before he walked in. Seriously. The host gave him a towel before the grilling began. The even scarier thing is that most of the guys looked like normal, safe individuals. If you live in Gaddiston, Alabama.